im back in the states

still sucks ass

i get offa my fuckin plane

and

i come back

to this

fuck im just gonna go before i fuckin AX-EPLOD-E

axecuse you

redmuseoftime:

best friends my bloody arse.
you stop right the fuck there.

“htz” is his best friend not you, and you. you never speak to him, you are not even in his *LIFE* and by extension, that makes you nothing.

if anything, you are likely the biggest cause to his instability and therefor far more of a damn threat than i am.
you can shove right off, it’s not jealousy, it’s that you are a threat.
a threat and a downright awful bitch.

now stop talking to me, stop making little posts about me, and get off my damn dash before i change my mind about finding you and killing you with my own bare hand.

did you just try
ta tell me
that some B-EAC)( alternate of mine who US-ES )(IM FOR )(-ER OWN FUCKIN GAIN and OBS-ESS-ES OV-ER )(IM and )(-ELD )(IM CAPTIV-E

IS )(IS B-EST FUCKIN FRI-END

yea
i havent talked ta him much lately
)(-EY GU-ESS W)(AT IV-E B-E-EN TRAV-ELIN T)(-E FUCKIN WORLD
INDON-ESIA DO-ESNT )(AV-E MOT)(-ERFUCKIN INT-ERN-ET W)(AT A FUCKIN SURPRIS-E

and betides he dont even want ta talk to me
ive been fucked up for the past pike TWO FUCKIN MONT)(S of course im not gonna make him deal with that
he alraydy has enough on his plate
but i keep track
if anyfin goes especially wrong im shore to show up
im here for him if he abshoalutely fuckin needs me it isnt imposshiple to get a hold of me in FUCKING INDON-ESIA

ive known him longer than you have ive been here longer than you have ive saved his soarry fuckin ass more times than youve ever seen his face

if theres one thing sodapop is to me is important
youre tryin ta tell me
that i hurt him
that im the rayson hes got so many fuckin problems

as if i dont alraydy know im the fuckin problem you ignorant piece of shit
at least im TRYING to fix myshellf

redmuseoftime:

this was actually the last thing i wanted to do today.

#if it wouldn’t hurt him i would just kill her.

A )( -E M

shenay-ferguson:

fading-fashion-eternal-style:

please

and say the question as well?

archaeologistmaid:

ill have the special! 

i dont know what the special is but ill take it!! 0u0 

me either i dont fuckin work here

if anythin i dont trust that chick around popsicle

she tried ta krill him once
idgaf if that was all -ERAS-ED or some shit
it doesnt change the fact that it fuckin harpooned

agentofazrael:

Vaginal sex is actually pretty cool.

redmuseoftime:

that was not an invitation to speak to me, i hope you realize.

but still, just because you are “over” it (or whatever) does not mean he is.
i am not blind to the things he has said about you, he is obviously very attached to you.
in what way i suppose i cannot say.

nonetheless it will not prove to make me any less uncomfortable to your presence.

i dont need no fuckin invitation ta talk to anymoby so you can just take that n shove it right back up yo titanic blowhole ya here

were best fronds
get over it
we dont want anyfin ta do with each otter in that way and that was made obv by the fact that hes datin you
i got over it
if he hasnt yet thats his fuckin problems and i aint gonna put up with someone treatin me like shit craws they have J-E-ELOUSY FISHU-ES

you can be as uncomfortable as you fuckin want
i dont give a shit

monetizeyourcat:

itsvondell:

johnthedragon:

d-dinosaur:

Look at this cute fucking thing.

I want twenty of them.

OMFG BABY

oh wow that’s SO cool i’ve never seen one of these before

why did scientists make that pokemon crossover app real life

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years